MINGSnoun“SMALL EXCLUSIVE ENTOURAGE OF BUSINESS OWNERS DISCUSSING IMPORTANT LOCAL MATTERS IN ORDER TO KEEP THE LOCAL ECONOMY MOVING FORWARD”
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As the title suggests, we are a male focused group. By design, our founding members are nearly impossible to find. If you’re lucky enough to be recruited, you can expect red carpet treatment every where you go.
Women aren’t excluded, but must abide by the same rules.
Rule #1.Don’t ask. You’ll be recruited
Rule #2You must go through an initiation process
Rule #3What happens in MINGS stays in MINGS
Rule #4What’s said in MINGS stays in MINGS
Rule #5A MING is a MING always
Rule #6Our laws supersede the laws of normal citizens
Rule #7You must attend at least 75% of meetings
Rule #8You mustn’t disclose our meeting location to anyone
Rule #9Members are expected to stay loyal to MINGS and its members
Rule #10A MING above all others
Fill out this form and you will, without a doubt, never be recruited by MINGS
MINGS is a not for profit organization, and may or may not be registered or recognized by any government agency.
We’ll never tell.